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I beat everyone. EVERYONE.

So proud. So very proud of me.

1. 6 of the songs you listen to most?

Six is too many and I barely listen to any music.

2. If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Uh, I don't know.

3. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

What is a book.

4. What do you think about most?

Ah, I don't know.

5. What does your latest text message from someone else say?

:shrug:

6. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

Haha, if I didn't, that really would be embarrassing.

7. What's your strangest talent?

Something I am not allowed to show due to everyone thinking of Frozen first or maybe Avatar.

8. Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence).

This is weird.
Girls are people and boys are people(?)

9. Ever had a poem or song written about you?

No?

10. When is the last time you played the air guitar?

Yeeeeeears.

11. Do you have any strange phobias?

Yup.

12. Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

No. Not really...? ...okay maybe once.

...
Silv, you expect me to know EVERY TINY DETAIL of your baby days? That is creepy.

13. What's your religion?

...what happened to Freddybeartheteddybearism?
No, I know.
Freddy Bear the Teddy Bear became a murderous animatronic at a pizzeria and now goes under the alias of Freddy Fazbear.
No more chocolate cake mountain for that teddy.

14. If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Out... side?

15. Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

¯\_(oAo;; )_/¯

16. Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

... ¯\_()_/¯

17. What was the last lie you told?

Fucked if I know. The last one I remember is 'I'm a nice person'.

EDIT: That is wrong, the last lie I told was 'I'm a prostitute'. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god that would've been horrible had I truly forgotten.

18. Do you believe in karma?

Yeah...??

19. What does your URL mean?

It means that I like to use proper grammar but improper spelling and that I started a trend.

20. What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

...lalalalala~
//pretends he doesn't hear the question

21. Who is your celebrity crush?

...oh no.

22. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Questions 21 and 22 are horrible.
22 is more horrible because what am I supposed to say?

23. How do you vent your anger?

Let me just say that everyone better get the fuck out of my way.
Hibiki, Gold, this means you.

24. Do you have a collection of anything?

Yes! A collection of graves.

25. Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

...neither.

26. Are you happy with the person you've become?

I can't tell. I was happy, once upon a time, with who I'd ended up as. But I don't know anymore.

27. What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

I don't know...

28. What's your biggest "what if"?

I... do have something. But I don't know why I'm wondering that.
I mean... I wouldn't have met the nicest girl I've ever known...

29. Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Nope! Gengar is a pure Poison type and I have not been collecting graves.
And I actually don't believe in aliens. Though Clefairy is said to have come from the moon...

30. Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Right: Wood(?)
Left: Water(?)
If you meant straight out then it's just air on both sides.

31. Smell the air. What do you smell?

Fish.

32. What's the worst place you have ever been to?

...that one place I would rather not sa--
Oh no.
There are younger selves, aren't there? Like a little Silv and a little Koko.
If they're ten years younger than us...
Oh no...

33. Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

I don't see the difference.

34. Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

oAoU

35. To you, what is the meaning of life?

...Koko.

36. Define Art.

Art is different to everyone, right?

37. Do you believe in luck?

Non particolarme-- Not particular...

38. What's the weather like right now?

I'm kinda feverish so I can't really tell.

39. What time is it?

...oh.

40. Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

Nope.

41. What was the last book you read?

Haha.

42. Do you like the smell of gasoline?

No.

43. Do you have any nicknames?

...My name is Kama. Kamina. Kamy. Kam. Uh.

44. What was the last film you saw?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

45. What's the worst injury you've ever had?

Yup. How did I die quickes--
//touches his throat
That's it.

46. Have you ever caught a butterfly?

Nope... *shudder*
Bibiyon is a pretty bug, though it would make a nice fairy...

47. Do you have any obsessions right now?

Y-Yeah?

48. What's your sexual orientation?

I... heard this strange voice saying I was a SJW. What does that mean?

49. Ever had a rumor spread about you?

Probably. Yes? I am a demon kid or something. Everyone's scared of me. Hehe.

50. Do you believe in magic?

Witches are bad. Bad bad bad.

51. Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

You tell me.

52. What is your astrological sign?

Scorpio.
Wait, whaddya mean everyone's a Scorpio? Hibiki is a Libra and Koto is an Aries--

53. Do you save money or spend it?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

54. What's the last thing you purchased?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

55. Love or lust?

Love.

56. In a relationship?

Yes.

57. How many relationships have you had?

One.

58. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

I think.

59. Where were you yesterday?

Den.

60. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Nope.

61. Are you wearing socks right now?

Nope.

62. What's your favorite animal?

Animal?

63. What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

No one would ever like me. There is no secret weapon to make sure someone does.

64. Where is your best friend?

¯\_( ;A; )_/¯

65. Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.

No.

66. What is your heritage?

Hahaha, no.

67. What were you doing last night at 12AM?

Sleeping.

68. What do you think is Satan's last name?

Couscous isn't that bad but...
Um, what?

69. What's your guilty pleasure?

...oh, great. Of course this question is on this number.

70. Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

Probably not. But I am good friends with that girl that comes to then every Monday and Wednesday. Funny, that's the opposite to what I used to do... but she is a lot like me. Sil is what everyone calls her.

71. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

What is a dog.
I mean, I guess I don't care either way.

72. You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

A: No. No, I won't. Everyone will just be shocked at my sudden death.
B: I don't want to do much different. I would try to, but it will end badly. That'll shock people even more, seeing as I'm not deviating.
C: Maybe. I don't know. I mean, it's not like death is new.

73. You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

I don't know...

74. What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Yes. Happy and sad.

75. What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

76. In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

I don't know. I mean... it's good if the people can understand sudden disappearances and struggles with the other(s)...

77. How can I win your heart?

You can't.

78. Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Depends.

79. What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

Saying something.

80. What size shoes do you wear?

//shrugs

81. What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

What number is this? 17? 18? Somewhere in between? I've lost count man. I quit this job.

82. What is your favorite word?

Hm?

83. Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

Club? Diamond? Spade?
...
I hate to be soppy but the first thing that came into my mind was love, even though I know that has nothing to do with the heart.

84. What is a saying you say a lot?

Urgh! Hate this question.
The moment that it gets to Koko she will quote that stupid book!

85. What's the last song you listened to?

I don't know either.

86. Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?

Black, green, purple...

87. What is your current desktop picture?

Desk... top?

88. If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

Oho, I believe we know the answer to th-- no, we don't! I wouldn't ever want to hurt Koko...

89. What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

Too, too many.

90. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

...the fuckers should drown.

91. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

Invisibility?

92. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

...I don't know...

93. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Which death should we erase...? The one that caused my memory loss or the one where Koko followed me with Bern's assistance...?

94. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

Ew.

95. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Uh, uh, uh.

96. Do you have any relatives in jail?

Yup, it wouldn't shock me.

97. Have you ever thrown up in the car?

Haha, what is a car.

98. Ever been on a plane?

Yeah(?)

99. If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

...

100. Tag someone!

Oi! You should all hurry up and do it! You know there's something wrong when I beat every single one of you!
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